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Jermaine and Latoya: The poster children for the money hungry older siblings.

When you talk about the Jackson siblings, you have to break the 9 of them into three distinct categories:

The Rich and Successful
The Whatevers
The Broke and Idiotic Money/News grubbers

I'll break it down for you in simpler terms.

Michael & Janet- The Rich and Successful:

Anyone with two eyes, two ears and was living on earth for the past fifty some odd years would know this reigned true. No need to go into anymore details.

Randy, Rebbie, Jackie, Marlon, & Tito (even though many think of him as a slight money grubber, I consider him just apart of the whatevers quite honestly)- The Whatevers:

These are just the whatevers with the family. You see and hear from them on occasion but for the most part, they just live too boring of a life to even care about. They really add nothing to the media factor for the family. Unless of course you bring up Marlon working at a Von's in San Diego but hey a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

And then you got.....

Jermaine and La Toya- THE BROKE AND IDIOTIC MONEY/NEWS GRUBBERS!

Need I say more? Well, I will. Jermaine and La Toya are the two people in the family that have come under a lot of media scrutiny for ''captalizing'' on their younger brother's death. Granted neither of them are new to the media circus and they both know how to spin a story for their own publicity. Remember La Toya and the whole ''Michael pays checks to the parents of the children he abuses'' 90's saga? Yeah, well who couldn't forget that. Who couldn't forget that horrendous blond wig she had no back then either? Yuck! Let's quickly shut our eyes and collectively burn that image out of our minds.


Latoya creates a milkshake in HER NAME and some of the money goes to one of Michael Jackson's favorite charities. If that doesn't scream I GOT A HUGE EGO to you, I don't know what will. Big Yuck to you La Toya! Who makes money of their dead brother by making a desert!?

In September, Latoya was ''invited'' (I bet she called them and 'asked' them to invite her) by Millions of Milkshakes to make the La Toya shake. In the video above, she talks all about how half of the proceeds will go to Aids Project LA. Half as in....Half for Latoya/ Half for the charity? Ching ching for Toy Toy!

And then onto... Jermaine

Well.. what most people don't know is that he was going to publish a tell all book about his late brother. And the book wasn't going to be all lovey dovey mushy gushy post June 2009 Jermaine. First off, the book was set to be published before MJ's death.

One excerpt from the book that I found off starpulse.com disturbed me very much

Read this vile piece for yourself and be the judge of Jermaine's real character:

'My brother is wealthy. He owns shares in Sony music. He drinks, he does drugs, he lies, he cheats, he changed his skin color and mostly, he's human. He attracts gay men and wards off women like the plague. ...He married a woman because she was pregnant and he was doing business with Muslims (which I am a Muslim) and Muslims won't do business with someone who is engaged in having children without being married."

Really, Jermaine? Really? I got no words here for you, buddy. Just a shake of my head. Just a shake of my head and a roll of my eyes. You just buried your own grave with Michael's fans. Not only are you're vicious and heartless, you are two timing rodent with no feelings.

You can tell Matt Lauer this in 2009:

Jermaine Jackson makes a plead to the media. He wishes it was him that died. Hmm, if only it were that easy to take back your brother and put you in his place

You tell him that you wish it was you that had died NOT Michael yet you have the nerve to make these allegations against your ''baby brother''. Yeah, what a guy you are!

Jermaine FAKE CRYING to Matt Lauer: During the trial, I knew he was a thousand percent innocent.

Ugh, yeah.. sure and Michael Jackson got along GREAT with Madonna *eye roll*

The point to this post is simple. Jermaine and Latoya are vicious human beings. They want money and won't stop till they get it. Whether it be with making milkshakes that probably taste like crap or going on the Today show and fake cry up a storm, these two Jackos never stop amazing us.

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They are such pathetic souls........